two sheets in the bag 

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

two sheets in the bag by RPOC November 22, 2007

Secure The Bag

A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.

Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.

Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.

Secure The Bag by BagBoi April 3, 2019

slappin' the bag 

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.

Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!

slappin' the bag by goutalout December 8, 2010

sharing the bag

1. When two people in a sexual relationship are ready to move beyond vanilla sex.

2. Improving one's friendship with a roommate or classmate to the point where you both are comfortable helping each other carry a bag, for example, one person holds each handle.

I don't know how Tim feels, but I think I'm ready to start sharing the bag.

sharing the bag by yankeesfan1989 December 5, 2013

Slapping the Bag 

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

Slapping the Bag by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

Stabbing The Bag 

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

Stabbing The Bag by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012

Shit the bag 

To majorly fuck up something of consequence.

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.

Shit the bag by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011