A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
When a gay man and gay woman get married only to have their own same sex relationship with two others that are also married. Crating a rectangle of gay-ness.
So let me get this straight...Your wife is dating your boyfriends wife? What kind of Gay Rectangle is this?
by Emerkid January 04, 2021
by RCL37 May 22, 2014
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
by arcoladave November 14, 2013
The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
by captainbone February 15, 2017
a code name for phone, usually used in a case where you are carrying your phone around when it is banned.
This isn't a phone, it's a pocket-rectangle.
by vernica May 09, 2017