The Michael Palin

going pole-to-pole.
a male, male, female threesome where the female has a male at each end.

me and my mate done the michael palin with a bird last night.

by dj cooney August 27, 2009

The Michael Half-Smile

Smiling while trying not to smile, then doing it anyways, but not really.

Guy 1- Did you see that guy do the Michael Half-Smile?
Guy 2- yeah man. He looked really confused.

by alleex June 5, 2013

The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 10, 2017

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.

I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.

by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025

The Michael Jackson–Prince Theory

A colloquial creative concept describing the fear that when one artist has a strong or innovative idea, another equally talented creator might independently arrive at and release a similar concept first. The term is inspired by the perceived rivalry and parallel innovation between Michael Jackson and Prince, and is often used to express urgency in executing creative work to establish originality and ownership.

“She started releasing early concept art because she didn’t want the Michael Jackson–Prince Theory to happen to her project.”

by WildWizardBoi February 25, 2026