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feeding the kitty

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.
Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.
by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008
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pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.
Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.
by wiccanferret October 28, 2008
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Toss the kitty

When a girl offers her vagina for sex on first date.
Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!
by SteelCityMafia August 1, 2016
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Tickle the Kitty

To gently pat or tickle your cat with a pickle or finger tips.
During sex, I love to tickle the kitty!
by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021
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boom goes the kitty

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.
That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!
by Panty Tramps September 14, 2011
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lick the kitty

To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.

It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.
She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.
by PlugItIn June 24, 2015
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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