Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.
3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
Get the Shake Hands With the President mug.‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021
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Get the shaking hands with the unemployed mug.It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
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