Textplain

to explain something through a text

I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.

by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012

Textplain

To try and explain something in a text message that requires substantial detail and often takes 5-10 text messages back and forth for clarification. In other words; textplaining is a waste of time.

The fool: "Hey what's up? What did you do this weekend, and what do you think about life as a concept in general?"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"

by anelephantstrunk January 22, 2014

Textplain

Trying to explain something in a text message but the other person isn't catching on.

Listen- I'm trying to textplain to you what I mean.

by Tex Austyn November 27, 2018

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

texplainable

adjective - make an idea, situation, or problem clear to someone by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant facts or ideas via text message.

I'll tell you l8r, it's not rly texplainable.

by ChelseaABK November 4, 2010

Textplination

A term used for either clarifying, or further bungling your previous text to someone.
Often used to clarify typos, inadvertent texts you intended to send to someone else, or for apologizing for previous day's drunk-texting episode. For typos, an asterisk is usually indicated to fix one word (*example) For other purposes, endless rambling can ensue.

Textplination at it's finest: "Hey reverend, sorry about inviting you bar hopping lol, see you at church Sunday :)"

by Gumby43 September 18, 2012

Textsplenation

Explaination on a text because no one calls any longer

I am tired of his textsplenations why can’t he just call

by Funnyflicka February 22, 2018