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taxiballs

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.
Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...
by Brasshouse May 2, 2021
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Ronny Textall

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
by Cablehawk November 3, 2010
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textually nuked

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.
person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)
by Cej Alls March 7, 2009
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textwall

When you send someone so many texts it fills up the entire screen of their phone.
Sorry I textwalled you I'm kind of stoned.
by Cunning Linguist 5791 May 3, 2016
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Textually transmitted disease

Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
by xoxoslythERIN August 4, 2008
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textually harass

the act of annoying the hell out of someone with text messages. To harass via mobile text
Hey, Ty give me your number so i can textually harass you later when i'm bored.

No.
by TinyGreen420 April 28, 2010
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Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”
by PaKir February 28, 2019
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