A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.
Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.
by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017
by potatomaster3301 June 03, 2020
While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008
by Noicore June 24, 2010
When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.
by hussad October 17, 2004
by chloeg29 December 14, 2010
When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
by Zamperinio February 03, 2018