Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.

I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

by zachs left sack January 5, 2009

Teressa

A trashy, adultress. One who has no regrets in tearing apart a family and keeping the man away from his kids.
A fake woman with fake hair, eyelashes and complete with inflatable boobs.

Teressa the cold heartless mistress bought the man a ring to wear in place of his wedding ring and told him to tell his wife he bought it himself when he lost his own ring, even though he didn't lose it.

by dozentmadder February 21, 2010

Teressa

A annoying girl who had a witch nose . And is tall and ugly and has some talent .

Ew do you see teressa

Ya she smells bad

by Hbehhehehehheheheb December 12, 2019

tenesia

Stupid Crack Head very dumb liar ugly mean

Tenesia dumb

by Hahxh May 26, 2018

tenesia

Very Dumb ,Liar Crazy wreks everthing is mean

Tenesia is dumb

by Hahxh May 26, 2018

tenessee jetski

The act of shitting on your lovers chest and then sliding down the fresh pile of scat.

Bro you should have seen last night. I Tenessee Jetski-ed Janice into next week.

by Squirrel6909 October 7, 2017

tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)

Willy Nelson is a Tenessee Jew.

by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018