When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.
Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?
Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!
Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!
Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
by M Mac July 9, 2010
Get the Womb Temperature mug.When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
Get the Room Temperature Jeffrey mug.In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)
In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)
In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)
When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)
In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)
When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)
James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.
Tyler: I'm sorry what?
James: In Kelvin.
Tyler: Thanks.
James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.
Tyler: I'm sorry what?
James: In Kelvin.
Tyler: Thanks.
by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022
Get the Room temperature IQ mug.This is the temperature up to which the ginger is said to be more relaxed and comfortable. Approaching 16'C there is a slight change in state (Tg) from relaxed to mildly irritated. a colour transition is also noted (typically - white to pale pink).
It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...
if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.
The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).
En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.
If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.
after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.
After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
It does depend on how quickly you heat them up tho and to which max temp (25-30'C). Note here that a fast heating rate will cause non-relaxation and charring...
if you employ a typical heating rate of 1'C/min across a range of -4'C to 16'C you will cause the subject to go through what is called the Tg or ginger Transition temperature.
The next step is to slow the heating rate to 0.2'C/min as anything in excess of this can cause ginger stress in the subject (indicated by pink cheeks and a frown).
En route to 25'C it is imperative to introduce the chemical SPF 1000000 or White Exterior Walls Gloss Paint. This allows the ginger to slowly come to terms with the external environment.
If however the system is feeling imbalanced on a particular day then a coating of tin foil and cellotape can also be utilised for masking any external environmental influence.
after 25'C the system may become unstable and pink cheeks and frown are subject to progress into bouts of severe irritation.A whining noise is also typically noted at ca. 27'C.
After which the subject will char severely and rapidly degrade into a pile of angry ash.
Guy 1: Where did that ginger go to?
Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...
Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...
Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
Guy 2: Oh the temperature increased from 16'C to 24'C quite quickly there...
Guy 1: Ah the ginger transition temperature was reached way too quickly...... thats what happens when they think they have souls...
Guy 2: check your shoes, the last thing I need is a Tg red waffle stain.... the wife would not be impressed....
by fockboy July 28, 2010
Get the Ginger Transition Temperature mug.The ultimate Flat Earth argument, if used, completely nullifies the use of any sort of logic or reasoning in support of the globe.
Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
by P35 September 18, 2018
Get the LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature mug.by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021
Get the Check your temperature mug.IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.
*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
by DEFINEE July 17, 2020
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