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Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
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Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties
Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.
by j-boss November 8, 2007
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Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day
"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"
by Robitaille February 6, 2012
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Temperature Gauge

A word used synonymously with the word thermometer. Usually a substitute for when you cannot think of the word thermometer.
Dillon was ridiculed when using the word temperature gauge, although the joke is on Garrett, Sean, and Charley because it is the proper usage of the word.
by Dr. Saw June 22, 2006
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low temperature

Apparantly in text language to year7s low temperature means not hot. Year8s think it means not cool.
Monica- OMGSH he is so hot.

Hayley- I'd say. I dont know why he is going out with allie who is completely low temperature.
by Hayleysaccount December 17, 2007
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Room Temperature Challenge

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.
by not John Correia June 5, 2018
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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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