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theater jock

Theater Jocks happen to be exceptional people. They are a bit vexatious especially due to the fact that a common attribute that they share is breaking into song or ripping off lines from movies, usually not the good ones. Theater Jocks claim they are creative, however, three facts that invalidate this allegation are as follows
#1. They fabricated the term "theater jock" from the adjective/noun "Technology Jock" which so happens to have been published approximately a week prior to that on "Theater Jock"
#2. The only type of theater that actually uses creativity is improv. which isn't as liked (for some reason) by many.
#3.Most theater is based on a story that was previously created, which to be honest isn't creativity, the only creative person is the writer.

The statement "everyone want to be them" is mendacious, We for one don't want to a Theater Jock.

This in not a "Hater's Definition" It's the truth.
Wow! how "creative" Theater Jocks are, they ripped-off the term "Technology Jock"

Ugh, Those Theater Jocks, Haley & Ella keep breaking into song, they are being annoying.
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street theater

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.
Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.
by buggum September 18, 2005
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Theater kid

The most energetic, annoying, and loud person. If you don’t know theater seems like a innocent thing but really it’s a cult. If you are a regular kid run to the exit as soon as you see a theater kid. Trust me it’s for the best. If theater kids don’t get a good part they will go into “tantrum mode”.
Please don’t get hurt by a theater kid ._.
by That_Theater_Kid May 29, 2021
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theater junkie

If you think a theater kid is the most extreme breed of the "theater person species", you have not met a theater junkie.
A theater junkie is a person literally addicted to theater. If they are not in a play of some sort that moment, they don't feel exactly normal. They usually spend about an hour a day memorizing lines and the rest of it preparing for that night's rehearsal.
They give up things they want to do for the sake of rehearsal. They never miss one, no matter what happens. Even if they're sick, they go but are sent home because the director doesn't want the rest of the cast to catch it.
On their iPod or MP3 Player, you will most likely find a vast majority of showtunes on it. They tend to break into song randomly when they are reminded of a show.
They usually plan on going to college with a major in Theater, or go to an art's school for Theater. After that pursue a career, becoming a starving artist and loving every minuet of it.
"So are you going to the dance tonight?"
"I can't I have rehearsal."
Or
"I have to work on my script tonight, sorry."
"You really are a Theater Junkie, you know?"
"Yeah, I know. Haha."

"You know what!? They all deserve to die!"
"(singing) Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett. Tell you why..."
by -Lovette- July 4, 2008
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wino theater

A cinema house with dirt cheap admission that is frequented by homeless people who while away the afternoon, alternately sleeping and drinking bottles of Thunderbird and Mad Dog 20/20.
Raspy breathing and the musical clink of an empty bottle rolling down the concrete floor occasionally accompanied the rattling of the film projector at the Academy 6, a wino theater in Pasedena, CA.
by Lindylou January 11, 2009
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Movie Theater Prices

Adj. Describing exorbitantly overpriced goods -- usually consumables.
Billy: "We should hit up that club Saturday night; I heard there is no cover!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"
by T.G. Cid September 8, 2010
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Asshole Theater

1. A term used to describe one's actions if they are considered to be mean or hurtful.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.
1. Wow did you see what he did to her? That's Asshole Theater right there!
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.
by RandomDictionaryEntriezXD February 25, 2010
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