The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Teesha

sexi beast with great legs and an awsome personality, understands people and is fun to be around !

hi my name is Teesha

by cutiepie.<3 January 7, 2009

teekS

A negative version of skeet only to be used to annoy someone when they tell you not to use “skeet” the “S” at the end is supposed to be capital. -Skeet = teekS

Person1: Skeet

Person2: stop that’s annoying

Person1: -Skeet= teekS. TEEKSSSSS

by Kaylyn Ann Houck May 27, 2018

Stockton On Tees

A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.

Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...

Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*

by jimjamjon March 6, 2013

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009