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Someone usually below the age of 16 who thinks its cool to announce there in love with the lead singer "usually". They tend to brag they get more attention but bands actually pity them a lot of the time.
OMGOMGOMG BILLY JOE IS SOOOOO HOTTTT!!!! I WANNA MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABYS AND HE IS GONNA DIVORCE ADRIENNE FOR ME BECAUSE IM 12 AND REALLY FIT. OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BILLIE I LOVE YOU!!!XXXXXX

INCORRECT SPELLY OF BILLIE JOE INTENTIONAL
teenie by Danielle Hodges July 23, 2008
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1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base
1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"
teenie by bob May 11, 2004
OMG, did u hear? Joel is dating Hilary Duff. I was SO anti Hilary Duff be4 that!
teenie by Michelle The Pirate November 21, 2006
1) A retarded teenage girl who judges bands/singers based entirely on looks

2)The opposite of jailbait- a girl who looks underage but is over 18
1) Girl: OH EMM GEE, I LOVE JUST-FAG BEAVER! I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES!!!!

Me: Shut up you retarded teenie bitch

2) Damn teenie girls are taking over all the porn sites because every pedobear out there is paying to see some 4-foot ho with tiny tits
teenie by Pedro Barius March 5, 2011
a young looking coquetish 18 or 19 year old who shaves her pussy and wears thongs.
Dam! I pulled down that teenies see-thru thong and her pussy was as smooth as a cue ball!
teenie by saul greenberger January 2, 2009
Teenies: These little colourful creatures tend to be very annoying and are hated by townies. They're seen as wannabe 'scene kids' that usually like a band because of the way they look and not because of the music they produce. & they tend to want to bang the lead singer of every band the real scene kids love. They have different coloured shoe laces and neon coloured clothes, they wear about 3 studed belts and they wear bright coloured, or black skinnies, around their knees with brightly coloured underwear showing.
H3yyyyy b4byyyyyyeyyyyy, y0urrrr h4wttttttt

fuckoff, teenie!
Teenie by i'kiiiii youuuu November 29, 2009
I'm a teenie and you're just jealous 'cause we get more attention from the bands we think are hot and the band members like us more than you!!!!
oh, i just samantha cos she only likes tony and benj for their looks!
teenie by freak October 20, 2004