teaneck

teaneck is the real hood im not talking about the hood im talking about the hood hood where every corner is run by dealers and gang bangers. The highschool is over run by thugs and you cant walk down the block without getting robbed. All the trees in the local park have gang banger flags claiming their set and showing who runs the park. The local bakery is run by crooked cops and if you give them any trouble they will run your pockets. In conclusion teaneck is referred to as the neck or "da neck" and its where The Boss resides. Basically Teaneck aka da neck is a waste of time but if your looking for the boss you can find him on the lane.

If your looking for the boss theres a chance you will find him in the neck(teaneck) on the lane

by The Boss 201 May 22, 2007

Teaneck

A joke so bad that you feel bad for the person who said it. A joke that no one laughed to or even understands what it means.

Did you hear the Teaneck Danny just dropped?

Yeah I have to lol, because I'm his wife but I don't like that.

by 8:30 Niggas April 10, 2019

Teaner

a sexy, fun, entertaining, grown ass man

That Teaner over there is taken by a Rachel.

by BabyRach April 4, 2010

Texaned

When a truck with Texas plates performs a dangerous (to you) traffic maneuver that you must account for to avoid collision. Incidents include trucks that don't bother to check before shifting lanes, change speed for no apparent reason, or behave in such a manner that the operator's dick size is directly associated with whether or not you can pass his truck.

That fuckin F150 Texaned me out of getting into the turn lane!

by kwisatzsawyer April 24, 2011

Tebane

A shitstirrer and an attention seeker that all around you don't want as a mate

"Bailey is such a tebane"

by Emmy and Jenny July 11, 2017

Texanese

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.

Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.

by Turdburglars October 19, 2017

Tedneck

One who duck tapes objects that are way too big on vehicles that are way too small for transfer on trips that are way too long with no regards for safety or human life.

Hey Donna, look.......that idiot duck taped two homemade bookshelves to the top of a Ford fusion with hopes of safe travel ! What a tedneck!

by Nonnieman May 2, 2018