n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
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A city in Arizona full of unloyal ass bitches and niggas. Very rare to find love here or any type of friendship because nobody is solid here. Everybody hoes around and expects to be treated right lol bye
by Jellyblob12 February 27, 2019
Get the Tucson mug.A city of 500,000 in southern Arizona. Receives a lot of crap from everyone but is actually a really cool city. It's a place of self-made artists, vibrant colors, great mexican food, racial diversity, liberal culture, sunshine, and a whole lot of down to earth grittiness. Sure, it's fucking hot all summer- but winters are great, and in spring the desert blooms and is gorgeous. Sunsets here are amazing. The mountains are beautiful. The old architecture is fascinating (take a stroll through an old neighborhood to check it out!), and did you know that it has two of the top-rated high schools in the entire country? Not a good place for people who want to live in a perfect, clean, crimeless, uneventful, uninteresting piece of shit town. Also not a place for conservative assholes or anyone who hates mexicans. Tucson has real culture and real drama and real beauty. I love it here.
I'm moving to Tucson, it is the shit
by egregiouswaffle December 21, 2009
Get the Tucson mug.A metropolis in Arizona which is populated mainly by retirees, students, and people taking the long road to nowhere. General employment is limited to franchise restaurants that pay bare minimum wage. "Sites" to see include pharmacies, golf courses and tiny strip malls that were built in the last 10 years. Oh yes, there is also some pretty geography, but could be seen in the comfort of your own home - on a postcard.
by YouTellMe February 16, 2007
Get the tucson mug.The acts that pertain to a wide variety of douchiness that include (but are not limited to)-"reppin" the west coast and convincing yourself you are THE west coast (although you live in the middle of the southwest), attacking civics with shovels (because bats are so overrated), the constant band-wagoning of one of the following-LA Lakers, NY Yankees, or any other "hip team," treating girls more worse than how Ron Artest treats Detroit Piston fans, liking Wiz Khalifa because you heard it on the pop radio station and desperately want to start a conversation with someone since everybody you come into contact with automatically thinks you're a tool, indirectly advocating the need to get your ass beaten, hanging out with T-Town youngins..mainly in the Oro Valley area since nobody over the age of 15 can automatically sense your tooltastic ideals, posing on top of cop cars (since you may be too pu$$y to do it while the cop is watching and your Myspace needs a new profile pic), the changing of ones religious views/heritage on a weekly basis, or the self convincing attitude that "a jail can't handle me" when in reality, your immaturity would be bent over your bunk and given a ride by various members of the Mexican Mafia, Cartels, and MS13.
That brosef has got Tucson Syndrome (TS) pretty bad. That's his third Natty and he's already yielding that shovel. Quick! Someone play some Black & Yellow to calm him down so we won't miss any of the LA game.
by thatguychico June 1, 2011
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Man, living in 1980's East Berlin is giving me a severe case of Tucson Syndrome.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.
by V45h May 20, 2008
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