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Techtard

someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.
Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.
by lios15leet February 16, 2009
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technotrad

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.
Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.
by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005
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techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.
Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...
by jeffstra July 31, 2011
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Techtard

To be technologically challenged. Someone who is unskilled in the use of technology.
My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.

My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.
by Mazkal January 20, 2012
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Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011
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Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.
"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."
by D_T_Le July 26, 2009
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techtarded

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.
The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.
by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009
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