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Immortal Technique

Underground, New York City based rapper who was born in Peru and usually raps about political subjects.
By far the most educated rapper out there, if you listen to his lyrics, you will definitely have to look up at least some of the people or ideas he used in his music.
Doesn't care who he offends, but most of his views would be described as liberal.
Turned down a development deal from Sony to remain independent.
"Give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain.
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here and give me some brain.
I'll bust off on her face and right after the segment,
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant.
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies,
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty,
And don't talk about war when niggers know that you pussy,
A fucking hypocrite, draft-dodger like George Bush."
-Immortal Technique in Obnoxious
by Zak November 10, 2004
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Immortal Technique

Incredibly talented MC who made The Source's unsigned hype column. His songs are deep and he often talks about the government.
His best lyric: "If you go platinum it's got nothin to do with luck//It just means that a million people are stupid as fuck"
by Rootbeer February 21, 2005
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techn9cian

One who bows down to the almighty tech n9ne :)
They prove their loyalty by reciting the following..

The Pledge of a Techn9cian

Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love c0mbined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!
Repeat after me

" Together we are a powerful force,
As one mind, body and soul.
Let no evil enter nor attempt
To reduce us because of the beliefs we hold.
And with this love combined with our strength,
We ward off pain and stress.
Technician I am wholeheartedly in life and in death!"

You are now a techn9cian :D
by thee waitress :) April 28, 2011
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Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.
Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.
by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010
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technique time

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.
"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."
by StarPants February 8, 2015
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Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr
singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat
by davetech1981 November 18, 2011
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Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.
A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.
by drgeebz November 8, 2012
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