Technoblade

A fucking legend...

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.

by AK_VON June 30, 2022

Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.

Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*

by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019

technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.

Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf

by Duckyy February 20, 2022

Technotariat

A collective noun describing automata, both hardware and software, which displace the traditional productive roles of the proletariat. In other words: Robots which take people's jobs.

In ways Marx couldn't have imagined, a technotariat of hardware and software are taking the jobs of more and more people today.

by zyzzogeton January 6, 2015

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
#technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft

OMG ITS TECHNOBLADE

by Rigorousbow (RigGaming on YT) March 13, 2020

Technoblade

A great Minecraft pvp player that will come crash a stream just to say his name and leave

Technoblade: Technoblade

by nottommyinnit October 16, 2020

technocrasshole

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

by zirconbh May 20, 2010