technochild

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.

If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

technospiritual

Finding God through techno music, surfing the net, dildos, mind machines, and/or other technological advances.

"Sarah had a technospiritual experience last night at that festival, the music lifted her into another dimension."

by ForwardThoughts August 9, 2008

technosizing

Using a technical word in a situation that has nothing to do with computers.

"Did you decide to upgrade your lunch or did you delete the fries?"
"No more technosizing!"

"Why do you have two different calendars?"
"I'm A/B testing."
"You mean you're technosizing again."

by Adritha August 19, 2013

technosimplistic

The marriage of a highly technological operation function with simplistic human interface

The technosimplistic design and control interface allowed the complicated machine to be controlled by people of all ages and capabilities.

by Gymbotwo November 28, 2014

Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*

by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021

Technophille

A consumer often inundated with technology, as a means of distracting from the drawbacks and dangers of capitalist culture. Technophilles often find themselves staring at the shiniest new iPhone, or the newest news in science. This keeps the consumer complacent with worldwide ecological destruction, and class oppression.

The technophille in my reading club keeps his nose in front of the TV, to keep his emotions controlled by mass culture.

by UrbaniteHater October 29, 2021

technosect

A technological variation of a cult, without adhering to a superstition and/or fictional deity.

His new Brain-Computer Interface allowed him to join the technosect and become part of the artificial hive mind.

by Kardashev's Pen August 14, 2023