technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it

Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.

Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...

by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010

Technophillian

A person the is so obsessed and in love with tech. A person that is nearly a nerd but not a nerd. They're like normal person but when it comes to tech they're crazy. Similar words include Technophilia and Technophile. It is a oversimplified word of technophilia.

Henry's a technophillian. He's crazy about tech!

by Just another techy December 17, 2020

Technophillia

The desire to fuck technology

yo this one guy just had sex with his computer
classic Technophillia for you

by DrybonesYT March 18, 2021

techrophilia

1. Obsessive fascination with dead or defunked technology.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with faulty technical equipment.

Roddy is a techrophiliac. He likes feeling up his broken avid logic keyboard.
It doesn't work. Leave it alone Roddy you techrophile!

by iam_mrKhalifa March 16, 2014

Technophage

A technological system or pattern that consumes human capacities, meaning, or purpose while appearing to enhance them; the self-devouring nature of technological progress whereby each innovation eats away at essential human qualities. Examples include: social media consuming our attention spans, smartphones devouring our presence, automation digesting our purpose, and AI consuming our relationships and creativity. Technophage promises convenience while delivering dependence and efficiency while eroding meaning.
adjective: technophagic - Describing technology that feeds on what makes us human while seeming to serve us

"We're living in the age of the technophage"
"I work in technophagic automation - I build what eats us"
"Each generation feeds the technophage, building the tools that will consume their children's humanity"

by meyvn July 8, 2025