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Technomad

A individual that is free to wonder the globe/travels more often than not using all the tools of technology to simplify, educate, and better their life and interaction with their surroundings.
Technomads traveled the country amelessly, googling maps on the highway and making hotel reservations with our wireless internet connection.
by Lindsay Halston August 20, 2006
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TechnoBoner

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.
I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.
by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009
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technocondriac

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!
g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.
by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005
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technocamping

A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."
by intertext9 March 18, 2014
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Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.
by Demon65 January 13, 2009
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technocandy

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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technowankery

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.
Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.
Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!
Bob: You're a twat!
by Club McChisel May 5, 2008
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