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Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore October 25, 2008
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Christmas texts

The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.

Can be used for several purposes:

1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.

2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.

3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.

4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.

5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica

Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009
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textsplanation

An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)
ttyl...it's not worth the textsplanation
by Skoots January 9, 2008
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Tetsu Nation

An internet fanclub for the fictional character Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu that is characterized by passionate fans, a lot of inside jokes, and pure chaos. Members of Tetsu Nation have an unabashed and ever-growing love for our lord and savior Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, and they usually have some sort of mental illness too.

Tetsu Nation was formed to spite those who claim that Tetsutetsu is just "ugly, silver Kirishima," and this ultimately evolved into aggressive simping, too much brainrot, and a LOT of opinions.

Members of Tetsu Nation are also referred to as Iron Nuggets, Spinaches, The Iron Men and Women, Tetsu Petsus, and the Tetsu Army. Tetsutetsu himself has been referred to as Tetsu, Iron Boy, Steel Boy, Real Steel, Our Lord and Savior Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Kirishima but Better, and the Best Part of the Series.
P1: Hey man, do you like spinach?
P2: Are you kidding????? Of course I do, I'm a member of Tetsu Nation!!
P1: .......what?
P2: Oh right. So I'm a member of Tetsu Nation, and our lord and savior Tetsutetsu's favorite food is Spinach. So of course I like Spinach!!!
P1: Go to therapy.
by Jupiter.Rising June 21, 2021
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playing tents

Wanking Under a Duvet
George was playing tents when we went on holiday last year.
by Camo145 May 9, 2008
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Tetsusaiga.

Tetsusaiga is the sword used by the Hanyou, InuYasha, in the Anime show, "InuYasha". It was originally forged by Totosai, by orders of his father, out of his Father's fang. It was mean't to Protect InuYasha, but ever since it was broken, it is now up to InuYasha to protect himself, combining the two powers of him, and his father, creating the now Bigger Tetsusaiga, which proves difficult to hold, because of its emence weight.
From what They find, In episode 7, "Tetsusaiga, the Phantom sword" It can only be used by a weilder with Kindess and mercey for humans, coming from his father's love of Inuyasha's mother. Since Shesshomaru has no Mercy for Humans, the sword would no except him.
"Pop left me quite a somthing", Inuyasha.
by Larissa November 20, 2003
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AP Tests

Designed to test the knowledge you have accumulated over the entire year in the specific Advanced Placement course. A waste of time, and drains you of all energy and life.
Sarah: "Oh My God. These AP Tests are going to be the death of me."
Rachel: "I know. I've gotten ten review books and STILL nothing helps. MY BRAIN WON'T PROCESS!!!!"
by lizzzzzzzzzzz May 20, 2008
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