Bean Teats

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

man teat

penis. you may have one between your legs right now.

releases man milk which is produced in man udders.

unlike a woman teat, it becomes soft in cold weather.
like a woman teat, its milk is used for babies.

c'mon baby; you're starving. how about having a suckle on my man teat?

by turbandic October 30, 2011

teat jurk

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

by Robbie earle February 15, 2007

Teat Party

A group of so-called liberal and/or progressive people (often referred to as the Democratic Party) that believe the many should have the right to dictate to the few especially in areas of social wellness. Members often find excuses for or blame others for troubles/difficulties in their life. Members' sense of entitlement varies, but is always present and often intense.

My neighbor, a member of the Teat Party, was whining again the other day.

by whateverwhatever March 4, 2010

Lizzard Teats

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

Bovine Teat Juice

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk

I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones

by Bill Speed October 29, 2004