Tarnut

The act of spreading tar and peanut butter on your pubic hairs, then getting your partner to perform oral sex on you.

Oh fuck, I tarnutted my balls and then my girlfriend choked to death on them. Can I get charged for murder?

by Seabass Condor March 20, 2020

tearn

Tearns is a female who smokes weed although previously complaining at people that do.

That tearns a real stoner bitch now

by Big nigger cock December 29, 2017

teanus

noun: universal definition of hot girls; originally derived from the ancient high activity of hunting for fellow girls with amazing asses (see 'anus'); has evolved, through maturity to represent hot girls of all ages, sexes, races, religions and political views with wom you want to engage in anal pleasures with; the combination of the word teanus and its' surrounding are grouped together to describe the teanus of that locale

"Damn! There is some fine teanus at this party."

"Yo, I'm going to Barcelona this summer! I can't wait to smack some Barcelanus."

"Darren's new girl friend is tenusrific."

by Greej April 3, 2009

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tarnue

A stanky ass boul with a small head and he blacker than Michael blackson and he is often called tarter sauce

Wow tarnue smells worse than usual

by Nizzy na June 9, 2018

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

tearfuljoy

1. killer of all humans
2. is a very sexual person will do anything to dick down any niggas
3. will kill if not satisfide

im so tearfuljoy right now

by the_unforgiviable_bff November 13, 2016