Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, up in the north end of the state near Georgia. The land is less flat, more wooded; the people not as hurried or transient. In the eighteenth century the population centers of old Florida were Pensacola in the panhandle and St. Augustine on the Atlantic--too far apart to be managed under a single provisional government. Officials went looking for a spot in between. But the Talasi Indians were already on that spot, so the officials told the Indians they needed to borrow their village for about three hundred years. Modern day Tallahassee centers around Higher education FSU, and FAMU too large universitys are located here, Government the state government resides here, Football and drinking.
by Mike Hunter July 28, 2005
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by The_Teek November 5, 2009
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-Yo how are things going with that girl you met at chubby's?
-Man she was just another tallahussy, a one night stand, that's it.
also:
-Bruh why don't you talk to Sarah?
-Bruh she's actin like she's too good for a nigga... one of them tallahussys. She just wants that frat boy meat.
-Damn
-Man she was just another tallahussy, a one night stand, that's it.
also:
-Bruh why don't you talk to Sarah?
-Bruh she's actin like she's too good for a nigga... one of them tallahussys. She just wants that frat boy meat.
-Damn
by nose35 February 17, 2009
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"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."
"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."
"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."
by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008
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How did gotcha go last night? I lost in the last minute by a Tallahassee Trap Door. Fucker came out of no where!
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