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termite

A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.
by Ronizzle June 28, 2006
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Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 27, 2012
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Termite

Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.
Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.
by whoiswhitenoise April 22, 2018
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Tarited

When a mother of five jumps on twitter and takes down a whole corrupt government.
When a mother of five discovers what unicorn means on urban dictionary
In 2023 the whole UCP government was tarited and moved to Ontario
by Granny2pop May 26, 2020
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Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.
Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.
by RapidRelease April 25, 2020
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Tamitris

An extremely caring and talented person. Very out going, but often misunderstood. She is driven by the love she has for her children and never relies on others to do things for her. Has a beautiful heart and is so much fun to spend time with. Loves to hear affirmations of affection and is softened when she is acknowledged for all that she takes on and does for everyone. Never actually expects it, but is over joyed when given. Has a naughty side, so if you are her love partner, be prepared for her love. Is loyal and will stick it out with you even through the extremely hard times. She is not judgmental. She is very intuitive. It is an absolute must that she has multiple relaxing baths every week. Candles and bubbles are always nice, but not always required.
I am so grateful to have a Tamitris. The loyalty and trust is unmatched.

We are going to totally Tamitris tonight, and have the best time ever.
by MochaSummer December 15, 2021
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Tamitaze

Person 1: "Finally Emily fulfilled his dream by becoming a Tamitaze fighter in the U.S. Air Force!"
Person 2: "Damn bro, we'll miss that homie."
by OpressionAndChill February 22, 2022
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