TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

tardshelter

A website that attracts those with low IQ's and social ineptitude and provides a virtual home where they can get advice and support needed to get through their daily lives.

Makeupalley is a tardshelter because none of the members would ever be able to get through the day without it.

by DDDD2007 May 6, 2007

Tardism

(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.

Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings

(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!

(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma

Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

Tardshit

A complete asshole who is fucking stupid.

A :Kanye West is such an ass.
B :Ya he's a fucking TARDSHIT

by Winboat November 7, 2011

tarnish

To sully, soil, make dirty.

The painting has been tarnished over the years of being mishandled.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

tarisha

Tarisha is a very open minded and understanding female. She is fun to be around and many people love to have her company. Especially those of the other sex. She is funny and loves to be the life of the party! Tarisha is beautiful men just can't resist.

Everyone should have a Tarisha in their life.

by Tasha1 June 18, 2018

taddisha

A sexy bitch. Her smile is everything. Easy going. And falls in love way to fast. She has an outgoing personality. But also always confident. And al sis confused

Taddisha a sexy bitch.

by Mhosj February 25, 2018