Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011

Tampoon

(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.

My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.

by LazloLion May 30, 2010

tarpoon

Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.

After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.

by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006

tampoons

Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.

That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!

by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006

Tampoon Da Peep

The blind leading the blind when a Tampon is stuck in your eye.

Dat ho is showing the new girl how to catch a trick. Tampoon Da Peep

by BalamsAss August 10, 2004

tarpooptanner

Tarpooptanner is someone names Tanner and they have tar poops every other day. If you decide to adopt one, make sure you are rich enough to pay for the diaper expenses and for all the plumbing issues. Have fun!!

My tarpooptanner just had an oopsie! Oh no!

by tarpooptannerslover December 9, 2021