tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007

Tankard

Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.

"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"

by Paul Stead February 26, 2008

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003

TankerBangers

The greatest team to ever play Beer Pong.

"Who's up next? TankerBangers?? shit get ready to go streaking..."

"see those guys? they come to the party and drink all the beer.."
"who are they??"
"the TankerBangers..."

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

Tanker

The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.

That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.

by Stonecoldkiller936 July 5, 2018

tanker

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.

by ralfg33k June 21, 2008

tanker

To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered

by Getnsnokie June 19, 2006