Definitions by KidSwoll

swoll 

Someone who is buff or ripped. Usually the most badass person in the room is the swoll guy.
to be swoll you have to have a douchebaggish attitude and the muscle to back it up.

Swoll guys dont get drunk. they black out and get laid.

swoll is also a word to describe something badass

Damn did you see that guys muscle?? he's one swoll ass son of a bitch!

rob: aight we gotta take our creatine, hit the gym, then drink our protein when we get home.

steve: swoll.

swoll by KidSwoll August 3, 2009

Tanker Banger 

A guy who bangs fat chicks for shits and giggles, also known as a nastyman.

Steve: aye i think Robs porking that fat chick he just met.
Bradley: TANKER BANGER!
Jeffo: Balls.

Tanker Banger by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

TankerBangers

The greatest team to ever play Beer Pong.

"Who's up next? TankerBangers?? shit get ready to go streaking..."

"see those guys? they come to the party and drink all the beer.."
"who are they??"
"the TankerBangers..."

TankerBangers by KidSwoll August 2, 2009