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Taffy Pockets 

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
Taffy Pockets by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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Taffy Pulling 

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

Taffy Job 

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
Taffy Job by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Taffy Pull 

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.
Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.
Taffy Pull by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

taffy bag 

when sittinig in a hot environment, or hot clothing and your scrotum stretches out like a "taffy bag"
My taffy bag looked like a cat rolled over a fruit roll-up.
taffy bag by wakenuts February 17, 2003

Taffy Twister 

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.

Taffy Slapped

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
Taffy Slapped by manitoo137 September 27, 2011