Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

tabular integration

slang term, for banging that extremely hot calculus teacher on the nearest table.

i had a dream about our calculus professor last night..boy is she hot, i spring a boner every time i think about tabular integration with her.

by BIoTeCH June 10, 2005

Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Term for the imaginary people dressed in blue that push the shit out.

"Hey butt-head, is the the Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids?"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

tabulitis

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

Tablo

the hottest, cutest, bad, bedazzly, fashion icon, hair slay girlie who WILL steal your heart, and your boyfriends, and girlfriends... you will fall in love and leave everything behind for a girl like tablo. she is beyonce, shakira, j-hope, jimin, jungkook's child and her hips most definitely don't lie..

tablo is a show-stopping, jaw-dropping dancer queen and the big slay

Person 1: "Is that Tablo?"
Person 2: "Ye-yeah" *drools*
Person 1: "She's so sexy"
Person 2: "Ikr what a hottie..."

by coconass October 13, 2023