tablespoon

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

Tabbetha

One of a kind special girl. Drop dead gorgeous, super smart, always getting A’s in school. Boys go crazy over her. Loves animals, extremely caring and loving, has a fat ass, hard working, always has her eyes on that special one boy. If you know a tabbetha then you are extremely lucky

Damm have you seen tabbetha lately? She been looking like a snack

by BrandonFuckingLamonica January 13, 2018

Tabbelled

For use instead of ‘the tables have turned’ or when something has been turned on its head

‘You’ve been tabbelled’

by JGoodchild October 25, 2020

Tabblescrag

A word of unimaginable power, using such a diabolical word is strictly prohibited by the supreme leaders due to the revolting nature of such a piece of language. Use this word with great caution.

Billy says “You Dumb TABBLESCRAG”
Billy was arrested moments later

by Sir Humperdinckleton May 7, 2022

waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”

by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020

tabes

Excessive abdomen fat on which the owner rests items. Short for table.

Ant holds the nintendo controller on his tabes when he plays Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

by Mad Tabes March 30, 2009