tapas

A verbal expression which is used as a warning if someone annoys you and he/she/it needs to be slapped in order to shut up. "tapas" is accompanied with raising your right hand.

The term is originated from Gran Canaria, where spanish restaurant promoters very intrusively ask you if you want something to eat "you want some tapas?".

You respond by saying "im gonna give you some tapas!" ─ meaning: you are going to slap him if he won't shut up.

'The promoter just won't leave Jack alone.

I think Jack's going to dish out some tapas.'

by bazzingaa May 2, 2010

Tapasiya

really smart and pretty. she has a great smile and a great personality. everyone knows her name but she isn't popular. she has the most littest friends and can be really dumb at some times. her worst subjects are math. she can be lazy but can turn out to be athletic. you don't want to mess with her because she is really moody. she acts like she doesn't care but inside she is crying. she is most likely going to be depressed if you are close to her because of her personal life. if you ever meet a tapasiya say hi because she had been through a lot!

damn mama look at you wit em great tits!

"did you see tapasiya and john last night at the party?!"

by 00ferGang September 20, 2018

Taapsee Pannu

Taapsee Pannu is a leading actress of Indian cinema, having done great work across Hindi, Telugu and Tamil film industries and has won awards, appreciation from audience and critics alike. She is also one of the few Indian actors who is not afraid to voice her opinion against injustice by the government against Indian citizens. This invites ire and jealousy from her fellow colleague Kangana Trollaut since Taapsee has achieved great success while still standing by her values and still being moral, unlike Trollaut who sold her soul very cheap.

Kangana Trollaut cannot even be a poor man's Taapsee Pannu, since that needs a semblance of a moral compass at least, which she lacks.

by KanganasNightmare April 24, 2021

tapas dat ass

getting some serious ass in barcelona. typically between the hours of 0300 and 0500h.

partner: "broham, i had the craziest night last night. some muthafuckas flew us to spain where we met up with some crazy chicks in barcelona. after a light meal out, i tapas'd dat ass until the early morning."

broham: "sheeeeeeeeeeit partner, you tapas dat ass like a muthafucka."

partner: "true dat."

by omar the terrible July 12, 2011

taapes

Any audio cassette which contains a mix of songs, specifically made for you by a friend.

If the 'taape' has a title (preferably written with a biro) or celotaaaaaaape covering the holes to enable multiple recordings, then it is called a taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!

I'm going upstairs to listen to me taapes!

by Adave September 1, 2006

TAPAS

Thoughts And Prayers And Shit. This is a term brought to prominence by The Detroitcast, a popular podcast out of Detroit. Thoughts and prayers and shit are sent out during tragic moments such as a dead baby or mass shooting. It is easier to send out meaningless TAPAS then to actually solve a problem or be useful in those situations.

Friend 1: Did you see that girl get hit by that bus?

Friend 2: Yeah, we should call an ambulance.
Friend 1: Thoughts and prayers and shit.
Friend 2: Yeah, TAPAS.

by Bigger_E May 31, 2018

Tacapasto

A recipe that incorporates Mexican taco flavors with pasta.

Tacapasto is ground beef with cumin, onions, cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, garlic, chipotle peppers, ancho chili powder, chedder cheese and tortilla chips served over pasta, topped with sour cream and green onions.

by miesplz October 9, 2011