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techno tapas
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Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
techno tapas by patree February 10, 2020
Tapasya
Out of a group of people "Tapasya" is the guy who is extremely handsome and highly intelligent. You should never mess with a "Tapasya" because if you do you'll get your ass whupped.
Tapasya by Ispeakthetruth_ August 15, 2012
Tapasya
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. A Tapasya is a cold blooded bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.
A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.
A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.
A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.
Human Being 1: (talking to friend) ... so you cannot know where exactly an electron is in an atom as - WHOA! That... that guy over there... (pointing weakly at a Tapasya) he... he is just so...
Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)
Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)
Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)
Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)
Tapasya by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013
tapasya
tapasya by Yo Yo DJ Chicken Little! November 1, 2012
Tappa Teeth
Tappa Teeth by Ms. Maria November 23, 2015
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