tartelette

A female who is cheap and sweet like a French pastry.

Emily: Rachel is such a tartelette.
Lizzy: Ohmygosh, she went to Nice to "hang out" with "Andrew" yesterday...
Emily: They totes made out all over that beach.

by EveryNightICannes March 21, 2011

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shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

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Tarteel is a strange being from the deranged turtle land which has decided to name her queen or turtonia. turtonia is a place in the middle of the subpacific antartlantic ocean in which turtles live. tarteels enjoy long walks on the beach and chocolate.

1. I want to buy a tarteel at the corner store
2. why are you buying such a tarteel Jennifer!
3. i met such a tarteel at the mall today

by the yuutie August 14, 2019

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E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011