Systemism is a philosophy founded by a young, California born, aspiring philosopher by the name of Dakota Spann.
The First Tenant of Systemism is:
Every conscious entity with the ability to feel both happiness and non-happiness logically has from thence a direct, intrinsic and unalienable purpose to pursue the former.
The Second Tenant of Systemism is:
The way in which happiness can be most logically obtained is through an integrated system on an individual's environment which applies the desired outcome of the first tenant universally. That is, a system which causes the most happiness for every individual contained within it.
The Basic Statement of Systemism:
Happiness is purpose and knowing how to best obtain it is morality.
The First Tenant of Systemism is:
Every conscious entity with the ability to feel both happiness and non-happiness logically has from thence a direct, intrinsic and unalienable purpose to pursue the former.
The Second Tenant of Systemism is:
The way in which happiness can be most logically obtained is through an integrated system on an individual's environment which applies the desired outcome of the first tenant universally. That is, a system which causes the most happiness for every individual contained within it.
The Basic Statement of Systemism:
Happiness is purpose and knowing how to best obtain it is morality.
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Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.
Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.
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A theoretical ultra-complex system phenomenon describing a gargantuan structure or entity that exhibits all of the following properties simultaneously:
Systemchronostatic: Temporally stabilized or frozen in its own isolated timeline.
Heavyjuxtaflingbystandsizestackbackcolonial: Massive, layered, and architecturally reminiscent of colonial-scale structures, often positioned or “flung” adjacently.
Hydrogeometric: Influenced by or composed of fluid-based geometries.
Triplequadquinsexsepoctapoly: Multi-dimensional numeric or structural configuration (3–8 levels).
Splitpolarmagneticsolar: Subject to polar magnetic and solar energy dynamics.
MolecularAtomicRegenerate: Capable of regeneration at molecular or atomic levels.
HydrophobicMonstroquetta: Enormous, water-repelling, quetta-scale entities or constructs.
NontreeHexadosiosis: A pseudo-biological or pseudo-structural condition manifesting in sixfold arrangements, not associated with arboreal forms.
A theoretical ultra-complex system phenomenon describing a gargantuan structure or entity that exhibits all of the following properties simultaneously:
Systemchronostatic: Temporally stabilized or frozen in its own isolated timeline.
Heavyjuxtaflingbystandsizestackbackcolonial: Massive, layered, and architecturally reminiscent of colonial-scale structures, often positioned or “flung” adjacently.
Hydrogeometric: Influenced by or composed of fluid-based geometries.
Triplequadquinsexsepoctapoly: Multi-dimensional numeric or structural configuration (3–8 levels).
Splitpolarmagneticsolar: Subject to polar magnetic and solar energy dynamics.
MolecularAtomicRegenerate: Capable of regeneration at molecular or atomic levels.
HydrophobicMonstroquetta: Enormous, water-repelling, quetta-scale entities or constructs.
NontreeHexadosiosis: A pseudo-biological or pseudo-structural condition manifesting in sixfold arrangements, not associated with arboreal forms.
“During the lab simulation, the AI system entered a systemchronostaticheavyjuxtaflingbystandsizestackbackcolonialhydrogeometrictriplequadquinsexsepoctapolysplitpolarmagneticsolarmolecularatomicregeneratehydrophobicmonstroquettanontreehexadosiosis state and the servers spontaneously combusted.”
“I accidentally walked into the particle accelerator’s test zone and experienced full systemchronostaticheavyjuxtafling…hexadosiosis exposure. Never again.”
“I accidentally walked into the particle accelerator’s test zone and experienced full systemchronostaticheavyjuxtafling…hexadosiosis exposure. Never again.”
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