the system

Anything that is blamed when something goes wrong and cannot be solved, or simply when someone is just too lazy to move his ass to do some work specially in an organization or public service.

Banker1: Hi Paula, what's wrong,
Banker2: Hi, I broke my neck with Andy, we had a tough night yesterday.

chitchat continues..... few minutes later a customer comes

Customer: Hi, I need to withdraw 2k$ please.
Banker2:...Well unfortunately we cannot perform your query right now
Customer:Why?
Banker2: Because the system is down, come back tomorrow please.
Customer: FUCK THE SYSTEM.

by Systen January 2, 2017

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the system

The system is an unexplained phenomenon that Karma uses to get back at its victims through the stupidity of the people around them. People not familiar with the system cannot comprehend its magnitude or what exactly it controls in our everyday lives. The system cannot be controlled we are all under its rule. Beware the system.

" Man that wasnt stupidity that was the system,"

by I cant handle the system December 7, 2016

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system

'70s slang for high on alcohol, weed and pills.

I had a good system going on at your party the last night.

by cheetahcub November 2, 2008

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System

Typically to at least a 1/4" by 5" line of cocaine or better.

After I followed that chick in to the bathroom, she floored me when she pulled out a System

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

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Systemism

Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.

Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.

According to Systemism: Kindness is selfishness and selfishness is righteousness.

by The_Optimist September 29, 2010

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