satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.

1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.

by HMB August 13, 2004

satiety attack

when u binge on a huge meal and afterward you're overwhelmed by remorse and tell yourself you'll never touch another morsel of food again

On the way back from the gym I pigged out at Burger King and then I went home and had this massive satiety attack.

by Mas y Menos July 12, 2010

Satisbate

to perform masturbation in an effort to remove depression

After I satisbate, I am going to go to sleep.

by lord_farquaad_15 November 23, 2021

Sati

Sati is the sassiest girl you will ever come upon. She’s hot-headed, quick-tempered, and aggressive. However, underneath all that is an absolute doll and an amazing girl you should definitely keep as a friend. She’s super pretty and always knows the wittiest jokes. If you have a Sati in your life, keep her around.

Girl 1- I’m so jealous of that girl.
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- Sati!
Girl 2- Of course, she’s amazing!

by i.love.otters November 12, 2018

satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.

Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.

by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009

satisfaction

What you demand when someone insults your honor

You have insulted my honor and i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel

by jerky7 March 31, 2009

satire

The art of sarcasm typically directed from events that take place in the world. Much like a caricature of the human race. Usually it is done through comedy, but sometimes it is just as serious as the event itself. South Park is know for its satirical episodes. The Terry Schiavo case being one that sticks out.

Someone: "Did you see the South Park episode about the people coming back from the future and taking all the jobs away from the citizens because they worked for much less?"

Somebody: "Yes, it was chock full of satire about people complaining of immigrants and outsourcing."

by Nest December 17, 2005