satisfocalypse

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.

Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.

by RnFDoctorZ March 30, 2009

boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

by RnFDoctorZ February 12, 2009