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american community survey

Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.

It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.
When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.
by shadowhawk September 27, 2004
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scurvey

A Web survey designed to illicit responses from users, with the promise of negligible financial returns.
I spent two years doing scurveys, and all I got was fifty pounds!
by Alcibiadies September 12, 2006
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survey

What a bunch of shit-eating teenagers post in their equally annoying MySpace blogs and LiveJournal entries. No one ever reads them because no one cares what toothpaste their friends use, but they love filling them out themselves because they think they're hot shit.
"Dude check out that 1000-question survey on my LiveJournal!"

"No thanks, I think I'll study for that big History test instead. Get a life."
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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Survey the Land

Moving the flame of the lighter around the bowl in order to see if there is any cash left in the bowl.
Person A: its done dude, lets pack another.

Person B: Hey man, lemme Survey the Land.

Person A: better safe than sorry!
by Wayd.is.life. June 22, 2010
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survey

An area of a city delineated by major roads, usually larger than a neighbourhood or a block.
Marcel: "I'm going to fish-tail into my survey"
Mizna: "What do you mean, a survey?"
Marcel: "I mean the area around my house, you know, my survey!"
by jwmlab January 28, 2013
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survey

(noun) Surveys are condensed boredom made into the form of tons of pointless questions.

Unprofessional surveys are normally made by people with nothing else better to do.
I just filled out a pointless survey on (insert survey site)!
by Yourname1245 October 5, 2005
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myspace surveys

long lists of annoying questions people post on myspace, because they have no life.
omg! i'm taking these myspace surveys because i have no life!
by cheysky December 20, 2008
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