Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Swedish Snorkling

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.

Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020

Nose Snorkel

A device used to prevent being suffocated by her gunt.

When your down eating a chick out (cunnilingus) and she smashes your face into her pussy, the Nose Snorkel will prevent her gunt from smothering your nose, and allow you to breath.

by Knot Chaos January 10, 2012

snorkel mask

The act of having your testicles in your partners mouth while they proceed to jerk you off.

I just got the best snorkel mask from Nora last night.

by jodem January 13, 2008

snorkelfoot

Completely covering one's body under a blanket during the cold months, minus one foot, which is to be kept outside the blanket to regulate hotness.

in order to maintain a perfect temperature and sleep conditions, sleeping with your snorkelfoot out is a must.

by sassysally September 16, 2014

Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...

The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.

by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019

Shork

Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.

“Ouch shork stop biting me”
“Shork gway now”

by shorkfood September 13, 2020