Swordfishtrombones

Album number seven from artist-in-the-shadows, Tom Waits. Released in 1983, it was a forty minute, thirteen track, carnival mad house of wicked instrumentals and monologues. The album's title track is a story of a demented soldier returning home, hell bent on giving a show. The second track, Shore Leave, is a squeaky love ballad from a sailor to the land and his girl.

An excerpt from Swordfishtrombones'
Gin Soaked Boy

I got a belly full of you and that Leavenworth stuff
Now I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna get tough
You been lying to me, how could you crawl so low
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

I come home last night full a filth of Old Crow
You said you going to your ma's but where the hell did you go?
You went and slipped out nights, you didn't think that I'd know
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Swordfishing

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat

I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.

by Dcorks December 31, 2018

Swordfish

The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.

Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.

by Trashvillepussyhunter December 25, 2010

swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance

Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!

by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006

swordfishing

Swordfishing.
-adjective,
1. The act of forcing pills up your penis, ejaculating them into a persons/animals body parts, and getting them high.

I spent the weekend out side the church, trying out my one liners and going for a spot of swordfishing with the religious kids.

by jaden hareb June 13, 2011

Overcook The Swordfish

To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.

Dude. Way to overcook the swordfish.

by KeSoze2 June 1, 2011

swordfish

a lame movie starring halle berries tits

have you ever seen that movie halle berrys tits i mean swordfish ?

by maphive December 17, 2003