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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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Skootchy

Is a mix between a skank and a hootchy.
Damn that bitch is a Skootchy
by Dapengi March 26, 2009
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war scootch

by mika.chan January 25, 2008
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Loot the snootch

Stephanie would not let John loot the snootch.
by Blueitr August 22, 2016
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Snootchies

Pack some snootch up in the bong.

Who's got some snootchies?
by SMFW March 4, 2009
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Snootch

1. Taken from the Jay & Silent Bob routine from the Kevin Smith movies, "snootch" is short for "snootchy bootchy nootchies!" which Jay uses as a general reference for nearly everything. "Snootch" is typically a nonsensical declarative, similar to "dang" or "yes."

2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."

3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}

4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.

5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}

6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.
He has reached the level of Snootch. We must now follow him around and bait our breaths on every word that he utters. We cannot live without Snootch. We are nothing without Snootch. We NEED Snootch!
by Pfold Loves Snootch July 22, 2011
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scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.
if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.
by Hochef August 19, 2007
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