Stoncho

An absolute beast of a human
He has surpassed everyone in evolution

Don’t fuck with him

That Stoncho is gonna kick Jessica’s ass

by BigLadStoncho September 29, 2018

sponcho

pronounce: (Spo-n-cho)
used to refer to someone that cheat someone else who's acting dishonestly (e.g. someone's trying to cheat/swindle/fuck you and you are smart enough to realize it and take your own advantage).

Idioms
to do it sponcha: act/move/think as a sponcho

inside a super posh club:
A - damn,they are crazy 25euros for a drink!
B - ..wiht those money i could get a whole bottle of Jack..
A - uhmm..man,you.re right..wait me here for a while,)
a few minutes afterwhile..
B - hey dude..where have you gone?you left me alone almost half an hour
A - unwound man..and shall we have a drink?(showing a bottle of Jack)
B - wooooww,for sure..where did you find it?
A - well..just picked it up from the bar,)
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

at poker table..
B - hey fried what are you doing? you've lost almost half of you money with your fucking bluff
A - relax..i'm just let them think that i'm the sucker and then i'll go all in
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

after the successful all-in
A - guys for today is over..
B - where r u going?..you're crazy..right now that the luck is with you!!
A - so i keep it to make out with a nice chick,)see you..
B - ohh dude..you.re tooo SPONChO!!!

by yosoybeachboy November 6, 2009

stonchy bonch

a stuck up idiot with an unpleasant odor around them at all times

"Did you talk to Nate today?"
"Yeah, that guy's a stonchy bonch."

by Jessabel September 8, 2007

skonch

Combination of the words bonch and skank. Basically a skanky bonch that would take in the pink or the stink....she doesn't care so long as she is being scandalous.

Angela: Look at Candi in that mini-skirt over there on the bar. Her bonch is practically hanging out.
Jinny: Those guys know they can get it because she is a total SKONCH.

by Kyle "Cash" May 9, 2006

swenched

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

by lightning316 January 23, 2009

Stoncher

Usually used after been at a good gig.

Also can be used to say that you are going to have a great night!

1.Kings of Leon played a stoncher tonight!
2.Its going to be a stoncher tonight lads.

by WhyNotMe? July 2, 2011

slonch donkey

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.

Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.

by SB Anon December 8, 2010