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southmayne swipe

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.
"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"
by suspirln January 24, 2020
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Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.
by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022
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Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011
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clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.
"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"
by MaddyK April 3, 2006
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swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up
- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.
by I swiped right on your mom February 2, 2014
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swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.
Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)
by rocketman77049 January 13, 2016
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Kunk Swipe

When your girl fingers her kunk filled pussy and swipes the discharge on your lips. Mustache swipes cause a lingering impact.
Rachel got pissed at me last night cause I wouldn't give her the D with her yeast infection so she kunk swiped me. I can't get the smell off.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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