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May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
by hog hooligan May 1, 2010
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swine

Swine is an unpleasant person
You swine!
You complete and utter swine!
by History! November 15, 2016
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shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.
That's quite a shiner on your face
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.
Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020
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pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!
by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009
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FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!
Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"
by pusicat January 3, 2011
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Left swiper

Someone that will mostly get swiped left on tinder basically because there really ugly.
Guy/girl 1- dude look at this guy/girl on Instagram

Guy/girl 2- omg he's/she's definitely a left swiper
by Butthole fuck July 7, 2016
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