Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016

Swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated. He caught the swiffles from her.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

stuffness

Stuffness is when your lost for words in terms of what you need or want

I need stuffness!

by Asjdj December 15, 2016

stuffness

Stuffness is a word for when you want more stuff but don't know what you need or want.

You can use the word "stuffness" for when your friend ask you what you need when you play a game or is out with a girl (yes they are real) and she says i want something but i don't know what it is.
is most likely in that case is your money she wants from you.

Friend1: Hey what do you need to build this?

Friend2: ohhh stuffness

Boyfriend: what do you want?

Girlfriend: stuffness. (aka your wallet)

by TheAsjdj April 26, 2017

Swiffers

Swiffers or Swiftards are a cult dedicated to worshipping the republican billionaire Taylor Swift. Swiffers are std infested gays who spend their whole lives on Twitter dragging female artists like Billie Eilish, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, SZA and many more.

"Did you hear #swiftieracism was trending on Twitter yet again?"
"Swiffers are never beating the nazi allegations."

by orangeseagull December 18, 2025