Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.

F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!

by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017

sweerio

A die-hard fan of Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran.

She 's a stan of both Taylor and Ed. She's a sweerio

by swiftie.rep13 October 29, 2017

Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

swearomatic

A portmanteau word (from swear + automatic) meaning a task that automatically makes you want to swear whilst doing the task. The task may be fiddly or may have steps in it that cause you unnecessary pain, causing you to make full use of your vocabulary of expletives. This is particularly the case for small, menial, unnecessary difficult tasks, such as tasks involving technology or craft items.

A useful word to alert those around you that what you are doing or about to do may cause you to loose your temper, say words you might regret or otherwise be grumpy to those around you who you may otherwise have a happy existence. On being alerted, those around you can then leave you alone or put in place supportive measures to help you get through the task in hand.

Assembling that chair was a right swearomatic!
Don't talk to me now, I'm on a swearomatic!

by StressedDad March 18, 2022

Anti-swearist

Joe van falier

Joe:(stubbs his toe)

Joe: what the flip

Jamie: your anti-swearist

by Butsmasher69 December 10, 2019

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Swearingen

The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.

Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense

by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019