swampsack

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

SwampMask

While during a global pandemic where masks are required, your mask becomes sweaty, gross and wet. Particularly at outdoor events where social distancing is required.

Man, bro, it’s hot out here. I’m starting to get SwampMask.

by Rayrat 5000 July 11, 2020

swampass

when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.

earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....

by dunbart October 14, 2008

swampwater

A mixture a diffrent pops and juices to make something that tastes like....... .......something

"whats that?" -oh its swampwater(/swamp water). "oh i heard of that, whats inside it??" -oh... just some cream soda+pespi+orange crush+root beer+coke+aplle juice+Dhiareah ext. ext.....

by J-L November 17, 2007

Swampwater

A delicious cocktail, made with a jigger of Chartreuse, 4 oz. pineapple juice, and the juice of a quarter of a lime.

Bartender, do you know how to make a Swampwater?

by prizepatrol June 18, 2019

swampjack

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.

After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.

by ColombianSkyhawk July 9, 2011

swampass

When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.

"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"

by Diggler March 18, 2003