Swatting

The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.

Swatting is my favorite way to get my vitamins in.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024

Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone

Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.

by Michael Fox September 13, 2018

Mirror spectating

When there is a one way mirror in the place you are doing the development tango and you don’t realise so someone is watching you

Wow mirror spectating is some good stuff it me stand up

by Cichy club December 20, 2021

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Virtual Swatting

A false report of a serious breach in a video game that is sent to the game administrators (usually as a prank or a fit of revenge) in an attempt to get the victim suspended or banned.

Originates from the fact that swatting is the act of reporting a serious crime to an address to bring a SWAT team there

When I was logging on to play Splatoon the other day, I got a message saying that I was banned for being unsportsmanlike. I did nothing wrong; I was merely playing the game fairly and not taunting. It was just pure skill.

Upon a subsequent investigation after I appealed the ban, they found out that it was indeed a false report, so it was merely a Virtual Swatting

by ErPhox05 July 13, 2025